Some Jokes

Well, today was a pretty good day. We got to lay around and watch TV and then went and got us some candy and CHOCOLATE. All day Jake had been telling me some jokes. So I thought I'd share.

Farrah Fawcett died recently, and went to heaven. God saw her, and said,
"You have lead a very respectable life, considering all your hardships. I will grant you one wish, and do my best to make it so."
Farrah thought for a moment, then said,
"The one thing that I wish for the most is that all the children of the world be safe."

So Michael Jackson died.


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So did you hear about the real story? About Michael Jackson's death? Yeah, he died of food poisoning.

He ate a 7 yr old weiner.

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Thats all I can think of right now... TTYL yall....

Sleeping Demons....

They say let sleeping dogs lie. What about sleeping dragons? Or demonic little brothers who refuse to do what they're told even though its whats best for them? Yeah. I'm in a bad mood. I tried everything to get Jake to get up and he still wont get up. Plus, Mike had an appointment at nine thirty with Dr. Peter, and he refused to go. What is he going to do later about Mickon? What about tomorrow, when he has to see Karen? Its like a game to him. He pisses everyone off in the house, then he feels better. We try everything we know how to get him to get up. Bribes, threts, everything. Nothing works. Everyone pay attention to the little brat in bed. Only then is he happy.

This is rediculous. I mean seriously. What kind of kid does that? He just likes to piss everyone off. I wish that I could just STRANGLE him. Its times like this that I wish I didnt have to quit smoking.

Random Update

Well, nothing much going on right now. Just got done working on a cake that has to be put in the oven, working on my room, got all the clothes out, watching Law and Order, life's good. Well, sort of. I still have to get tghe rest of the stuff put away and the stuff on my bed back onto the book shelf. Just felt like I wanted to type for awhile, before I get back to work. I still need to shave my legs and take a shower preferably before the end of the night. Jake gets home around ten or so from his shift, a cover shift. Personally I hope that he gets more of them, since it would help him save up money. Things are getting pretty tight around here. I still have my spending problem, but I think that I've been doing pretty good trying to keep it under control. And Jake's been trying to reign in my eating habits, which tie into that spending habit. I still have horrible cravings for sweets. But today I threw away the remenants of the final pack of cigarettes I was saving, and I'm done. I'm done smoking. I just want to be done with all that crap that goes along with it. I have enough to worry about, I dont need the potential of cancer to top it all off.

Oh, speaking of my health. I passed out the other day. Jake and I were *ahem* kissing and according to him, I was hugging him when I suddenly said, "Oh dear," and stopped moving. The next thing I remember Jake was picking me up and putting me into the chair, and my head was just spinning. We couldnt figure out what was wrong, so finally I went to the Emergency Room. Stupid idiot doctor there, perscribed some sort of antibiotic for a 'sinus' infection. I dont have a sinus infection! I took the first day's set anyway, and that whole day I felt off. Wierd, depressed, a coupple thoughts of suicide crossed my mind. Of course I never acted on any of them, but it scared me that they were there. The next day, before I took my pills, I checked out the perscription, and the medication that the doctor perscribed me counteracted half of my other meds. Needless to say, I was pissed.

Anyway, yeah. I have my room just about done and Jake just got home so I'm going to get ready for bed. Night!

*hiss* The SUN! It BURNS!

I knew there was a reason I stayed out of the sun. It burned me! ME! I never used to burn! My little brother was the one that always burned. Not me! But today Jake and I decided to go swimming by Rock Dam. It was really really hot out today and so we thought hey, it'll be nice right? Ugh. No. Wrong. Not only do I have horrible tan lines, they arnt even tan lines! They're BURN lines! Jake got burnt worse though. His whole upper body is red. I wince just looking at him. I'm hoping that once we get some aloe vera tomorrow *knew we shoudla picked that up* it'll start to hea. We've been alternating between ice packs and cold towels soked in water to try to get the burning down. I dont think that mine is too terribly bad, but he insists that he has to have some sort of coolness on my back. I love him so much, he thinks of me first.

How Do You Manage a Horny Dragon?

I love Jake. We all know this. I love him with all my heart. He means the world to me. But when a teenage boy's labito meets a dragon's? Thats troubble. And thats what I have.

In the beginning, it was all right. But now my body is not very happy with me and frankly, I need a break. I'd like to just cuddle and kiss. But cuddling and kissing leads to smooching and touching, and so on and so forth. *sigh*

I wish that I could satisfy his apitite but it just doesnt work.

Other than that though, life has been wounderful. We fell into a very well rounded routine and he's helped me along the way when it comes to quitting and such. Today we went down to Rock Dam, and went swimming. It was nice to see him without a shirt and know that I wont be pounced on. But secretly, I love that too. It means that he's attracted to me. ME! Of all people. He wants me. I love the way his eyes get darker when he sees me take off my clothes. But that doesnt mean that I want him at that moment!

Yesterday we mostly laied around the house, went for a walk, and a coupple days ago we started nightly workouts. We do as many push ups and sit ups as we can before we get exausted. I'm hoping to get stronger so that when I go to the gym dont look like a total woss.

What else...I dont know. Generally things are doing ok. I'm alive. He's alive. He's with me. Life's good.

Boy, its been awhile since I have posted on my blog. Life just tends to get busy and things like this get pushed to the background. But thats ok, I guess. Not many people really look at my blog anyway XD

Well, lets see. Jake's here. *dances* he's actually here HERE and not only for a few days. He's spending the summer with me! We've been waiting for this for a year and a half, and finally, FINALLY we're here. Right now he's on his way home from work, and he should be home soon. I hope. We had a rough night last night, I passed out and we went to the emergency room. They found out that I had an inner ear slash sinus infection, whatever that means. I'm kinda skeptical because the doctor that diagnosed me doesnt know english very well so I think all he knows how to say is 'sinus infection' but they discharged me so maybe i really do have one.

I've decided to quit smoking. Its been rough, especialy since I have cravings like ALL THE TIME but I gues if I really want to quit i'll get over it. I'm heading a Crochet Along on my crochet forum but I dont know if thats going to help me. Ultimately, it is my decision.

Right now though I think I'm going to go work on my purse. I'm pretty tierd. TTYL.